Rantings of a Single Mom

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Posted on September 14, 2010 at 11:51 PM

My dress is friggin amazing and it's beautiful and I love it and it makes me very happy and bright and glowy and I can't wait to put it on with my veil and shoes and walk down the aisle and marry my sweetheart.

Random movie quotes that keep popping in my head:

"What Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew fro?" 40 Year Old Virgin

"Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina..." Mean Girls

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for Herpes. That shit'll come back with you." The Hangover

I'm going to bed now...

Categories: Wedding stuff, Foolishness

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Reply Bek
9:33 PM on September 16, 2010 
I read this at work and thought out loud "What kind of crack is she smoking?" Although my endless stream of conversations with myself doesn't give me much room to talk.
Reply singlemamadrama
6:48 PM on September 17, 2010 

Oh, the other (non-movie) quote that I forgot was by a young "lady" (quotations used purposely) on Maury.
"If he not the father then I musta got pregnant by miraculous conception"

She proceeded to state this several times.